Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this really is the”personal space”.
On the maximum floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go”plink” at the base.
Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce:”I’ve got new socks on!”
Give spiritual tracks to every passenger.
Show the other passengers a wound and ask if seems infected.
Walk on with a cooler that says”human head” on the other side.
Stare at another passenger for some time then declare,”You’re one of THEM!” And proceed to the front corner of the elevator.
Burp and say,”mmmm. . .tasty!”
Ask each passenger getting on if you’re able to push the button for them.
Wear a puppet on your hand and speak to other passengers”through” it.
Yawn at every floor.
Blow your nose and offer to reveal the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
Wear “X-Ray Specs” and leer suggestively at other passengers.
Stare at your thumb and say, “I think it’s getting larger.”
If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, “Bad touch!”
When there’s just one other man in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it was not you.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a jolt. Smile, and go back to get longer.
Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the incorrect ones.
Call a bondage 900 lineup by a mobile phone.
Hold the doors open and say your waiting for your buddy, after awhile allow the doors close and say,”Hi Greg. How’s your day been?”
Cat basket and Have a rest in the corner.
Bounce a superball round the elevator.
Light a cigarette and inform folks”Smokey the Bear doesn’t know what the hell he’s talking about.”
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, shout”That’s mine!”
Stand at the corner, reading a phone book, laughing uproariously.
Bring a camera and Have a photo of everyone in the elevator.
Move your desk into the elevator and if ever somebody gets on, ask if”they have an appointment.”
When the doors shut, use duct tape and work tirelessly to tape the doors together. Request Assistance.
Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they wish to play.
Bring a hammer and nails and hang images of yourself on the walls. Ask folks,”Isn’t that a good picture of me?”
Leave your 12 foot long python alone at the elevator.
Turn the lights off at the elevator to”conserving energy.”
Leave a box in the corner and whenever someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
Pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
Clean your rifle.
Ask, “Did you feel that, I felt a rumble?”
Dressed in coveralls, enter a complete elevator and when the door shuts, push the stop button, then place an out of order sign indoors and proceed to work on the entrance panel, stating”This may take a minute.”
Push the call buttonwhen the voice replies inquire,”God?”
Stand really near someone, sniffing them occasionally.
When the doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic, they open up again.”
Push your floor button with your tongue.
Stand when the doors shut, inform anybody seeking to get on the vehicle is complete and they ought to await another one.
Swat at flies that don’t exist.
Shoot rubber bands at everybody.
When the doors open, pretend that you bounce off a power area when you attempt to leave.
When folks get on, ask for their tickets and verify that they fulfill the”height requirements.”
Push the top floor , and declare that you attempted to kill yourself , but another building was not large enough.
Talk to people about “the golden age of elevators in the 50s.” Describe why contemporary elevators can not compete with”gas-powered lifts.”
Borrow little items from different folks in the elevator, then yell”Weee!” As you drop them through the crack in the ground once the elevator doors shut.
Bring a shovel and try to dig out a pit.
When the doors shut, menacingly declare that”it’s going to be a bumpy ride.”
Tell people who you can see their air.
Call out, “Group hug!” And apply it.